Unfollowed some softcore nudes tumblrs.. I need the x rated right now
Where are the boobies?
All day- nothing but porn on my dash
11pm and my dick is throbbing- PG-13 pics
Since we’re on the topic, question. If a dude has a girlfriend and he cheats on her with you, then breaks up w his girl for you, is it inevitable that he’s gonna cheat on you too??
Yes.
Is that also true with women? What about an open relationship type deal..
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a romantic comedy about a north korean dictator and a south korean popstar called ‘seoul mates’
This is why they want to attack us
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MY DINNER WITH SIGMUND: comic book lovers and knowers
did spider-man get involved in ANY kind of justice leage/avengers action?? can i see spidey in some team effort shit or does he just hang out in…
I agree.. he plays too much. And that round of tobey maguire movies didn’t help either. But wall crawling and web shooting are legit abilities.. and his spidey sense is helpful as well. I don’t know a lot about his character in the comics but I think he’d fit in with the avengers. He’d kick captain Americas ass.. but he’s not the leader they made cap out to be in the movies.
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Some dude trying to come over and get some sex from my sis
i hear on the phone and he just asked if im sleeping on the couch nawwww nigga im in the bed better call jergens tonight
2:1 she slept on the couch
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so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline
and thankfully there was a picture along with this story
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Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious.
I just think it’s hilarious.
The movie veteran tells Playboy magazine, “Bob Hoskins and I were rehearsing and suddenly we looked at each other and realised it at the same time. We said, ‘These guys are gay….’ and it was fun.
“Suddenly we rehearsed it that way: ‘Get over here, Smee. Give me a foot massage.’
“We went to Spielberg… and he said, ‘This is a kids’ movie.’” - Source
I find it very interesting that Spielberg finds a playful on screen homosexual couple more harmful towards children than a scene about killing yourself.
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